klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

toxic-ponies:

-vvaste:

some of the prettiest views on google street view 

wow

noooooooope:

.rar means i love you in file compression

sniffing:

dog trying to save fishes

lovingorcas:

thelse:

human why are you in cage

Happy Shark Week! Have my favorite shark post!

theamazingindi:

spacephantom:

FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question

h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’